Tuesday, 29 August 2017

Tuesday's Reviews - Despicable Me 3 (2017)


Let's get one thing straight, I, like every other sensible adult human being, fucking hate the minions. I'm so sick of seeing those tiny yellow pricks all over the place again now that the fourth film in this movie franchise has been released. Not content with giving them their own film, the annoying little creatures are back with their master in Despicable Me 3. It's a bit insane that a random animation from 2010 has cultivated so many follow-ups but here we are. I had originally planned on seeing this film with a friend from work but, before we could, she cruelly left me for a better job. So, instead, I had to watch it without her... which is a shame because she was definitely more excited about the whole thing that I was. If I'd seen it with her I might have gone in with higher expectations or, at least, without an underlying sense of dread. I didn't hate the sequel to Despicable Me but there were moments when it seemed unnecessary and not very well thought out. So I really doubted that a third film would be much of an improvement. However, in my review of Despicable Me 2 back in 2013 (god I've been writing this nonsense for a long time haven't I!?), I decided it was Gru's lack of villainy that made it fall so short. The trailers have suggested that he is rethinking his moral life so maybe my prayers have been answered?

At the end of Despicable Me wannabe super villain Gru (Steve Carell) had found himself the adopted father of three young girls. After Despicable Me 2 he added a new wife (Kristen Wiig) to the equation. The question on everybody's lips was "who would Gru acquire in number 3?" Turns out it's an identical twin brother. Possibly in an attempt to save on wages by making Steve Carell work twice as hard or to save the animators the job of having to create a new character. Who knows? Still, Gru is shocked to discover that his mother has hidden his sibling, Dru, from him all this time. The discovery couldn't come at a better time for Gru who, at the time he is approached by Dru's butler, has just been fired from his job with the Anti-Villain League. He has very little time to process this personal upheaval before he is whisked off to his brother's fancy mansion in Freedonia. Turns out the father he never really knew was actually a super villain and Dru is keen to keep up the family tradition. But, to do so, he needs his brother's help.

After finally settling into a happy life of crime fighting, can Gru really just get back into villainy? Well, quite possibly considering the humiliating defeat that sees him chucked out of the AVL. Is there really any other response to being beaten by an ex-80s child star than resmuing your life of crime? Yep, 80s throwback Balthazar Bratt (Trey Parker) has repeatedly outwitted the AVL and, after Gru allows him to escape yet again he and Lucy are forced out. Leaving Bratt to carry out his plan to steal the world's biggest diamond whilst listening to classic 80s music. Will Gru take the righteous path and hep stop Bratt or will he embrace the life Dru is pushing him towards?

Then there's a lot of shitty stuff about Lucy trying to come to terms with being a mother and some more adorable moments of their youngest daughter Agnes being super cute. In terms of narrative, Despicable Me 3 is kind of mixed bag. Lucy gets incredibly short-shrift and I find it hard to see why Kristen Wiig would have agreed to this bullshit. It's the kind of sentimental and cliched "am I a good mother?" shit that you seen in every terrible sitcom or soap opera at some point. It's clearly the worst part of the film but just won't stop. There are some great moments to be had, obviously, and Balthazar Bratt is a far superior nemesis to the previous film's. His 80s references will keep parents entertained whilst children will just enjoy his over-the-top silliness. He's the perfect foil to Gru and his insane gadgets are like something James Bond's Q would come up with if he started creating whilst he was in a drunken haze of 80s nostalgia.

The Gru/Dru storyline doesn't always work but there are some humorous moments to be had. Dru is even less successful than his brother and there is some fun to be had with their bickering dynamic. It kind of grows old after a while and the chemistry doesn't always fly. If I thought the emotional struggle in the second film was weak then this is even more of a damp squib. But, as with the previous film, none of that matters at all in the long run. Despicable Me 3 is a film intended to amuse little people; by which I mean children and not someone of diminutive stature but that's not to say short people can't be amused by it. Anyway, this is a film that's main purpose is making children laugh and, when it comes down to it, it never pulls any punches. Every spare second is crammed full of jokes that it doesn't really matter if not all of them land as well as they should. The target audience isn't even going to notice.

Especially when the screen is constantly being filled with those irritating yellow tic-tacs every 5 minutes or so. That's all that really matters, right? Despicable Me 3 is the worst of the 3 films, as it probably should be, but that doesn't mean that it's impossible to find joy within its running time. There is still enough life in Gru that audiences can't help but want him to succeed and, more importantly, keep coming back to the cinema to watch him try.

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