Thursday, 31 August 2017

TBT - Minions (2015)


Was anyone really crying out for a spin-off Minions movie? I mean anyone other than the film studio who saw another way to wheedle more cash out of poor parents. The tiny yellow creatures were the breakaway starts of the first 2 Despicable Me films so it was decided that they would be given their own film. Cut to months and months of the bloody things turning up on everything. It was a relentless campaign and I ended up feeling like Tippi Hedren in that playground scene of The Birds. Hell, it was only a matter of time before they got their own fucking Tic-Tacs. As I mentioned more than once on Tuesday, I've never been a fan and don't really understand how anyone can find them anything but irritating. However, I do know a fair few people who adore them. My brother-in-law is something of a fan and I willingly added to his obsession by buying him a Minion dressing gown one Christmas. Then there's a friend that I used to work with who I respect in every sense bar her feelings for these tiny yellow knobs. I don't get it. As a lover of all things dungarees, I appreciate their fashion sense but that's about all I can stomach. Their made up language is hardly something that makes me chuckle and I've long since passed the age when I find fart jokes and repeatedly saying the word "banana" to be amusing. Then again, I'm not really the kind of person that this film was targeting.

Tuesday, 29 August 2017

Tuesday's Reviews - Despicable Me 3 (2017)


Let's get one thing straight, I, like every other sensible adult human being, fucking hate the minions. I'm so sick of seeing those tiny yellow pricks all over the place again now that the fourth film in this movie franchise has been released. Not content with giving them their own film, the annoying little creatures are back with their master in Despicable Me 3. It's a bit insane that a random animation from 2010 has cultivated so many follow-ups but here we are. I had originally planned on seeing this film with a friend from work but, before we could, she cruelly left me for a better job. So, instead, I had to watch it without her... which is a shame because she was definitely more excited about the whole thing that I was. If I'd seen it with her I might have gone in with higher expectations or, at least, without an underlying sense of dread. I didn't hate the sequel to Despicable Me but there were moments when it seemed unnecessary and not very well thought out. So I really doubted that a third film would be much of an improvement. However, in my review of Despicable Me 2 back in 2013 (god I've been writing this nonsense for a long time haven't I!?), I decided it was Gru's lack of villainy that made it fall so short. The trailers have suggested that he is rethinking his moral life so maybe my prayers have been answered?

Sunday, 27 August 2017

SUNDAY RUNDOWN - THAT'S WHAT SHE READ

So, you may have noticed that last week I failed to upload my weekly rundown. That was because I was in Scotland this time last week with my family. Sunday 20th August was a very special day so we booked a few days in a cottage in South West Scotland. It's the part of the country that my grandfather was originally from so we've been on more than a few holidays there. It's safe to say it's a special part of the world for us so it was the perfect place to celebrate. The Sunday marked the 40th anniversary of my parents' marriage and a year since my older sister got married. Whilst it may still freak me out that my sister picked the same day to get married, it was a nice coincidence that both big occasions fell on the same day. So as you can imagine it was a busy weekend and, by the time I got back on Monday, I was far too exhausted to post anything. However, what I lacked in blog updates I had more than made up for in reading. I found my groove again on holiday and have been steadily making my through my books. I guess finding myself in a cottage with no internet access and no computer really forced me to get back to basics. I'm pleased to say that I've, kind of, kept up with it since I've been back but, I have to admit, the lure of TV and internet shopping have distracted me somewhat.

Thursday, 24 August 2017

TBT - Saving Private Ryan (1998)

I've eaten so much food today and I really don't know why. Well, that's not strictly true. I did because I'm bored. I'm meant to be getting my life (aka my house) in order before I head back to work but it really doesn't appeal. So instead, I've been lying down, stuffing my face and watching soldiers die horribly in Steven Spielberg's 1990s epic war film. It's been a while since I saw this film and have preferred to watch the version shown on the Adam and Joe Show. Yes, it may be played out with stuffed toys and not people but that doesn't mean its not as good as the original. Still, after watching Dunkirk I decided it was time to rewatch Spielberg's war epic. Saving Private Ryan was one of those films that changed the way war films were made. It inspired several directors and, according to Quentin Tarantino, inspired Inglorious Basterds. It was also, apparently, the first time that people realised that World War II was awful. The majority of things I hear people say about this film is along the lines of "it really brought home to me the reality of war". As if, before 1998, there existed some people who thought World War II was a fucking picnic for everyone involved. Personally, I've never needed Steven Spielberg to paint me a vivid picture of what a real battle sequence might be like to know its somewhere I don't want to be. I've never really thought to myself "I really wish I was alive in the 1940s because it seems like it might be fun". Still, it's good to know that this film helped some people get over the crazy notion that was is good.

Tuesday, 22 August 2017

Tuesday's Reviews - Dunkirk (2017)


So, I guess I have to start off today's post by apologising for a lack of Rundown this week. I've been away this weekend for a big family celebration. August 20th 2017 was the 40th anniversary of my parent's marriage and my older sister's 1st anniversary. To celebrate the entire clan made their way to a lovely cottage in Scotland. The rest of my family managed to get the Friday off work but I had to travel up after I finished my shift. It meant the latter half of my week was pretty intense. It was my intention to either get ahead with my Sunday post or do it on Monday, when I got back. Neither of those things came to fruition and I decided it was better to just not do one. Which is a shame because I've actually done some fucking reading this week. Anyway, I'm back now and ready to get on with my regularly scheduled uploads. Starting with a review I wanted to write in reaction to this weekend. My twin sister's boyfriend made the very bold statement that Christopher Nolan's Dunkirk wasn't worth watching. An opinion that goes against everything that everyone has ever said about it. So, because I'm really stubborn and love proving people wrong, I decided it was time I watched it myself. Because I refuse to believe something that looks that good could ever be described as much worse than Saving Private Ryan.

Thursday, 17 August 2017

Thursday Bonus Post: A Harry Potter Primark Haul

Forgive me, dear readers, but I don't have a TBT post for this week. I had so much to do this week and I still need to pack for my trip this weekend. So I've got something a bit different for you and I seem to have mistaken myself for a bloody lifestyle blogger. One of my biggest guilty pleasures is watching hauls on YouTube. There's something about seeing how other people spend their money that speaks to me. It helps that I love shopping. I'm not very good at it because I tend to send most of my purchases back. But the actual act of picking something and paying for it is something I'm a fucking expert in. Something you'll no doubt have picked up on if you're keeping track of the "Recently Purchased" section of my weekly Rundown. Of course, doing a lot of shopping doesn't necessarily mean that my sprees are interesting enough to showcase here, which is why it's not something I've ever done before. This week is a little different, though, because it brings together my love of buying shit with my love of Harry Potter. You may be aware that Primark has recently brought out a whole new range of goods relating to JK Rowling's hit series and, if you're social media is anything like mine, you'll have been hearing about it ever since. At one point every other post on my feed seemed to be a news article announcing the release of the range with many excited comments. So, as I happened to be in Leeds yesterday, I decided to see what all the fuss was about. It's safe to say I was persuaded to make a few purchases.

Tuesday, 15 August 2017

Tuesday's Reviews - Baby Driver (2017)

I'm of an age that means I remember the 2003 music video that paved the way for Edgar Wright's current hit movie. I'm not bragging: the song is pretty shit and the I can't imagine that anyone's missed the band that much. Still, the video is amazing. Not only does is feature The Mighty Boosh (Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt), Nick Frost and Michael Smiley but it's just great fun. For those of you that haven't had the pleasure Noel Fielding plays the getaway driver who can only tell the time through track lengths. Whilst waiting for his fellow criminals to rob the bank, he rocks out to the song so he knows when they'll be done. It's a great premise that I always felt could have been taken further. Thankfully, so did Edgar Wright and he gave the world Baby Driver. Before we go into the review I want to take a minute to talk about the name. If I hadn't known this film was connected to Wright then I doubt I'd have seen it. The title gives the impression that it's going to be nothing more than a sequel to last years' lousy looking animation Boss Baby and nobody needed that. On the face of it, Baby Driver is a film with a lousy title that stars the kid who died of cancer in The Fault in our Stars. It's a huge testament to Edgar Wright that it managed to look so fucking cool.

Sunday, 13 August 2017

SUNDAY RUNDOWN - THAT'S WHAT SHE READ

I'm not going to lie, this has been a terrible work week. The girl who is responsible for out rotas messed up everyone's holiday so we've been pretty short staffed this week. As it's the school holidays that means we're extra busy so we've all been feeling the strain. It's times like this when everyone starts to feel unappreciated and used. There's a very bad atmosphere in the branch right now and it's not a great place to be. It's also meant that I've been super tired and not really in the mood for reading much this week. So I've barely got any further with my reading. And it doesn't help that I've officially got 3 books on the go. Even though student me was more than capable of reading three books at once, it seems that 30 year old me is only just able to cope with one. But I really don't see why I care so much. I think starting Instagram has made me more competitive about reading quickly but this also means I'm more likely to read badly. If I'm focusing on quantity rather than quality then I'm not giving each book my full attention. So I'm vowing to give up on yearly book quotas and just focus on getting better at the basic act of reading.

Thursday, 10 August 2017

TBT - Very Bad Things (1998)


As I mentioned on Tuesday, I have seen quite a few comments recently bemoaning the fact that Rough Night is basically a female remake of the 90s film Very Bad Things. I don't know how, why or when I saw Very Bad Things but I was probably far too young and channel hopping late at night. I can't say that I remember it all that fondly and didn't see that there would be a problem with a film taking a similar premise using female actors instead.Apparently, I didn't count on a load of random people out there who believe this to be the best film of all time. According to the fan reviews on IMDB this is best dark comedy that has ever been created. I just didn't buy it.  I mean, we all know that standards for films were lower in the 90s. Joel Schumacher's Batman films are all the evidence you need for that. So I decided it was time to revisit the film and see if I'd forgotten the brilliance somewhere over the years. I doubted very much that I had but what is life if you aren't willing to take risks, right?

Tuesday, 8 August 2017

Tuesday's Reviews - Rough Night (2017)


There's a lot to be said for my love of Kate McKinnon. I was almost 100% sure that I didn't want to ever watch Rough Night but every time I saw the trailer I couldn't help but think "Kate McKinnon though...". So I decided to just go with it. Best case scenario: it'd be the new Bridesmaids. Worst case scenario: well, I've seen both of the Sex and the City movie and it's got to be better than that, right? Don't even ask me how that happened but it did. When you've seen those films and Mama Mia it becomes really difficult to imagine a film that I can hate quite as much. With every second of SATC2, each cell in my body started to shrink into itself out of anger and embarrassment; embarrassment for the people who made it, the people who liked it and for me, for making the decision to watch it. The good thing about writing this blog over the years is that I have a different range for what is good and bad. It's like studying novels of sensibility during my Masters degree. I suddenly found a new appreciation for all of the books I thought were rubbish because they all had something more than just countless stupid young women fainting at the slightest sound. Once again, provided nobody in Rough Night fainted in the arms of their creepy uncle/step father then this definitely wouldn't be the worst story I've ever experienced. So that's something.

Sunday, 6 August 2017

SUNDAY RUNDOWN - THAT'S WHAT SHE READ

What a week it's been. My social life has blown up in the last 7 days. I went out for drinks not once but twice. I'm a social butterfly. It's exhausting being this in demand. I'm more used to just being inside and reading/binge watching some shit. Still, I just about coped, which is good because I'm no longer alone at home. Aside from work, I've not really spoken to people much in the last 2 weeks. Other than myself of course. I'd wander around the house having conversations with myself to fill the silence. That's probably the most depressing thing I've ever written but it's true. I still find myself doing it not despite the fact that there are actual living people I can talk to now. I just need to get used to the whole response part of talking now. It's such a good job I don't live alone. I'd literally never talk to anyone but my colleagues. I already have something of a lax attitude towards socialising as it is. At least I'd always have time to read, though.

Thursday, 3 August 2017

TBT - Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)


When I was writing one of my recent Chris Evans' reviews I remembered that he appeared in 2010s adaptation of Bryan Lee O'Malley's Scott Pilgrim. I know why I forget Evans is in this film: it's cause he's so good and I wasn't used to that feeling 7 years ago. It does mean that I've had a deep-seated desire to watch this film ever since so I decided it would be the perfect film to talk about this TBT. It's been a while since I saw this but I absolutely love this film. I'm also a fan of the graphic novels that it is based on. Really, Scott Pilgrim is the reason that I often get the desire to dye my hair bright pink or blue every now and then. I've always wanted to be more like Ramona Flowers. I mean, without the crippling emotional detachment and stuff but, you know, the coolness. It's no wonder Scott falls in love with her at first sight. I certainly did.

Wednesday, 2 August 2017

TOP 10 WEN-SDAY - Top 10 Fictional Jobs

Today I was rejected for another job that I really wanted. To be fair, I highly suspected I hadn't got it even after they spent 4 days longer than they said to contact me. It still sucks though because I thought it would have been a really good fit. I'm getting so used to getting psyched up for interviews and then coming out feeling like shit. I'm sick of job hunting. When I got a promotion at work a year or so ago I nailed the interview. Since then, every interview I've had has ended in rejection. So I've come to the unfortunate conclusion the job I'm most qualified for is the one I know, wholeheartedly, I don't want to do. Whilst the job that I'm desperate to get is the one that nobody thinks I should be doing. Great. So, I've got some thinking to do, which is convenient because a recent Instagram challenge prompt asked me to reveal my dream fictional job. It's an interesting question. Yes, it won't help me in my job search but when my current job is so fucking boring I need to pass the time somehow. This prompt happened to fall today which is the first Wednesday of the month. Perfect timing for a hastily put together Top 10 Wen-sday.

Tuesday, 1 August 2017

Tuesday's Reviews - Gifted (2017)


When I reviewed Snowpiercer in my post last week, I mentioned my new love of Chris Evans. It hasn't always been this way, of course. For years, I didn't really rate Evans as an actor. Having now seen the first Fantastic Four film about 3 times recently, I realise that it wasn't necessarily his fault. Yes, he agreed to do some shit films but he probably had to take whatever he could get. Fantastic Four isn't a bad film because of Chris Evans; it's a terrible film because it's so badly written. The character of Johnny Storm wasn't an awful and annoying version of the comic book character but that isn't Evans' fault. I'm not trying to suggest that he's the next Daniel Day Lewis or some shit but he's proved he can be really good. Look at Snowpiercer for an example of how good he can be. He just needs to start taking more serious roles and not people who run around in Lycra for a living. Which I'm guessing was the appeal of Gifted. It's probably as far away from Captain America as he can get.

 
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