Wednesday, 1 March 2017

Top 10 Wen-sday: Top 10 Characters I'd Invite to my Birthday

Just like Ronald Bilius Weasley, I am a March baby. Yes, just as Ron is celebrating his 37th year of his life on this very day, I will be celebrating turning 29 on March 5th. As a younger twin, I'm used to not really giving much of a shit about my birthday. I mean when you've spent 29 years sharing congratulations, parties and cakes, you start to feel that the whole thing isn't really that special. Still, I feel it's best to honour it in some way so for my monthly top 10 I decided to do a rundown of the fictional characters I'd most like to attend my birthday shindig. Not that it would be a wild affair. Don't get me wrong, I like to party... but by party, I mean read books.

 Ten: Jay Gatsby (The Great Gatsby)

I know that if Gatsby did show up to my party that he'd end up hiding away and being all mysterious. However, I am willing to overlook that if I can get him to help me organise my bash. Of course, I accept that the whole event would then become a horrible metaphor for excess and superficiality but, hey. we all know there ain't no party like a Gatsby party. He's thrown quite a few Jazz Age ragers in his time so it would undoubtedly be a party that would go down in history... and I'm okay with that.

Nine: Rob Fleming (High Fidelity)

Rob is becoming another of those characters who constantly pop up on my top 10s. What can I say? I just bloody love this book. However, my reasoning here is for one thing: music selection. I reckon if I gave Rob the challenge to come up with an unforgettable party playlist then it would be the best thing we'd ever heard. It would be balanced and well put together with a mix of great classics, unknown hits, and cheesy pop songs. Ideal.

Eight: Brienne of Tarth (ASOIAF)

Am I just including Brienne on this list as a force of habit? Who can say? Well, I can. Yes, I think I'm just getting used to adding her to every list I possibly can but, also, she's a bloody great character. I doubt she'd want to come to my party or, indeed, any party she didn't have to. However, I still believe, wholeheartedly, that Brienne and I would be besties. We wouldn't be at the heart of the party but we could escape from everyone else and have real talk. Or I could just repeatedly tell her how much of an inspiration she is.

 Seven: Kim Pine (Scott Pilgrim)

Kim is another one of those people who probably wouldn't appreciate having to come to my party but she is also a character who I'm sure I'd get on with. We're both super sarcastic, angry, and basically hate everyone. We'd get on like a house on fire and would throw some serious shade at the other guests.

 Six: Gandalf the Grey (The Lord of the Rings)

Yes, Gandalf is super old and kind of angry when he gets riled up. But, I have one word for you: fireworks. Yep, if Gandalf came to your party it may kick start a chain of events that sees you going on the longest and most dangerous journey of your life BUT he'd also treat you to some amazing pyrotechnics.

Five: Willy Wonka (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

For one thing, Willy Wonka seems like a guy with a dark sense of humour that I'd really love. For another, he'd definitely have to bring me a present of sweets, right? I mean he might bring enough for the whole gang but as long as I'm getting a box of Wonka Bars then I don't give a shit. Plus, the Oompa-Loompas could very easily get together and organise a full on song and dance number for me, That's got to be worth it.

Four: Deadpool 

I think I'd be so bold as to say that Deadpool was my favourite movie of 2016. I say that because I really can't remember all of the films I watched in 2016. I mean Rogue One came close but Deadpool was the result of a long and arduous wait for the comic book character to get his proper on screen adaptation. Deadpool is insane and, whilst I admit he's a little unruly, I'd love to see what chaos he brought to the party. Provided (film) Colossus or (comic book) Cable turned up with him to keep him in check we'd be fine.

Three: Hagrid (Harry Potter)

Hagrid is the nicest half-giant you could ever hope to meet and he's a massive softy. He also seems to love birthdays. He turned up to meet Harry with a home-baked cake and it was just the sweetest thing ever.

Two: Tyrion (ASOIAF)

How can I possibly have a party without including the God of Tits and Wine to the guest list? Tyrion is Westeros' original badboy. He loves a party and he'd be a great drinking companion. Just as my best friend and I have so many times before, we'd drunkenly talk about books and politics all evening. It'd be messy but, boy, would it be worth it.

One: Oliver Wood (Harry Potter)

I have to invite Oliver Wood. I mean he's the closest thing I have to a book boyfriend. I've loved Oliver Wood since I was a child and, thanks to Sean Biggerstaff, I continue to love him to this day. The decision to make film Oliver a Scot did rather cement the idea that he's my ideal man. Therefore, Oliver Wood is at my birthday looking all cute and Scottish. I'd listen to him talk about Quidditch plays all evening and never once let him know how bored I was.

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