Sunday, 22 October 2017

SUNDAY RUNDOWN - THAT'S WHAT SHE READ

Bit of a confession time to start with: I've just got Netflix back and it's meant my amount of reading time has decreased quite a bit. I knew I was going to go back before Season 2 of Stranger Things came out but I've so easily fallen back into my usual binge watching. I've read a bit but definitely not as much as I should have. I'm definitely blaming work; if I wasn't so tired I wouldn't find it so easy to just collapse in front of the TV for hours. It would also mean I'd have finished writing this post hours ago instead of now. Although, to be fair, I have been busy today. I've taken my usual load of Instagram photos (with a new Halloween aesthetic - so look out for that) and then I've had a good tidy. I'm, once again, trying to sort out my life and get rid of loads of stuff I don't need anymore. Like clothes I haven't worn in ages or don't fit. Eventually I'm going to own a normal amount of items and be able to walk around without having to step over piles of books that take up every inch of available space... but that doesn't sound too much fun really.

Thursday, 19 October 2017

TBT - Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

It's weird to think, especially after just watching Dead Men Tell No Tales, that Johnny Depp was nominated for a 'Best Actor' Oscar for the first POTC film. Yep, Depp's portrayal of Captain Jack Sparrow was deemed so brilliant and original that it earned the actor his first Academy Award nomination. I guess it's difficult to think about this now, particularly considering that Depp and Disney are basically just flogging a dead horse with every new outing for the pirate Captain. Sparrow no longer feels like a breath of fresh air but a pathetic attempt to cash in on families and super fans. I guess it's not just the character either. Back I 2003 I was a huge fan of Johnny Depp. The man was the indie darling who had done so much great work with Tim Burton. His Keith Richards impression single-handedly made pirates sexy again and made it okay for men to wear eyeliner. He showed that he had what it took to be a big Hollywood star and that he could bring in the big bucks. Since then he's gone further and further off the rails. Look at the films he's made over the past few years. Loads of over budget passion projects, major flops that he should have passed on, and lots of other forgettable roles. Of course, there's the accusations of domestic abuse on top of it but it's not like that's stopped him. He still managed to land a role in the Fantastic Beasts Franchise and is set to star in the upcoming Murder on the Orient Express even with that cloud over his head. I'm not about to make any moral assumptions about a man I've never met but it just sits ill with me that he got no negative feedback from it. Anyway, with this in mind, I think it's time we go back to a time when Johnny Depp was still an actor that you could love.

Wednesday, 18 October 2017

Classic Gothic fiction - where to start?

I've been a huge fan of the literature of the Romantic period since I was 16 years old and I first read The Rime of the Ancient Mariner. It was unlike any other poem that I'd ever read and I wanted to read more. I attended Lancaster University as an Undergraduate and was able to immerse myself deeper into that period. Obviously, a University that is so close to the Lake District has a strong connection to Romantic poets so it was easy to indulge my passion. The more I read the more I loved it. I fell in love with Byron and Shelley. I adore Mary Wollstonecraft and Mary Shelley. I've grown frustrated with young women sighing over Keats and championing Jane Austen as a pioneer for modern feminism. It's been a long and fulfilling love affair with a period of literature that has such a rich literary and historical significance. Something that I further explored when I studied Romantic Literature and Culture for my Postgraduate degree. Of course, when I told most people the name of my course they assumed I was studying the works of Gilly Cooper or something. Seriously, if I had £1 for the number of times I've had to explain it to people then I still wouldn't be able to pay off my student debts but I'd have a fair few pound coins.

Monday, 16 October 2017

Tuesday's Reviews - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017)

Let's be honest, even leaving the possible domestic abuse to one side, Johnny Depp has well and truly gone rogue in recent years. No offence to the man but he's kind of a walking parody of himself these days. I mean I wouldn't be shocked to discover that the actor genuinely believes he is Captain Jack Sparrow. It's the only thing that explains the fact that he won't stop making Pirates of the Caribbean movies. Watching the 4th film was painful enough; those fucking mermaids man. Then we have to suffer the indignity of a 5th. It just stinks of desperation. This has been a dying franchise since the 2nd film because, let's face it, there was only so far you could go making films based on a fucking theme park ride. Yet, Disney keep flogging that dead horse and are back with Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales. A film that, for some unknown reason, was renamed Salazar's Revenge in the UK. Now, it was bad enough that I actually watched this film but to have to watch it with this god awful title? That's too much. So I'm defying my geography and referring only to the superior title. Salazar's Revenge? For fuck's sake, that sounds like a really terrible soap opera or something. This is the POTC movie that, basically, nobody asked for so to give it such an underwhelming name for its European distribution just seems like a super bad idea. Although, with the news that a 6th film is dependent on DVD sales it may actually pay off for us in the long term.

Sunday, 15 October 2017

SUNDAY RUNDOWN - THAT'S WHAT SHE READ

So, finally, I've sorted my computer woes and bought a "new" laptop. I say new but it's actually just an old, refurbished one that I can use until I figure out what I'm going to do next. Although, I can't exactly say my woes are over because the screen is cracked/scratched and the seller is being an arse about it. I guess I'm just destined to be a loser when it comes to technology forever. Anyway, we're here again with another Sunday rundown and, unfortunately, I don't have much to report. I've tried to get further into my current read but I've been super tired all week. It's been touch and go if I was going to make it through a chapter (something I need to do) before I go to sleep until last night when I just couldn't do it. It's been leaving me feeling a bit anxious all day so I'm planning on having a good reading sesh tonight. As early as possible to give me enough time to finish.

Thursday, 12 October 2017

TBT - The Borrowers (1997)

There is something so wonderfully British about The Borrowers by Mary Norton. A small family who survive by, let's be honest, stealing bits and bobs from the humans whose house they inhabit. Norton wrote a beloved series of books about thieves and managed to make it seem perfectly reasonable. It might have something to do with the fact that she finally answers the question regarding all of those random objects that go missing without a trace in your house. Ever put down a paperclip or something and gone back to find it not there anymore? It's alright, a Borrower probably just used it to make some sort of climbing device. I don't remember reading the books as a child but I do remember the BBC television series starring Ian Holm and Penelope Wilton. That was definitely a British classic and something I was reminded of in my third year of university whilst studying a children's literature course. That series was the second of two television adaptions of Mary Norton's works but it wasn't until 1997 that these tiny people made their way onto the big screen. Whilst writing my review of The Sense of an Ending I was trying to think back to the first time I would probably have seen Jim Broadbent acting in anything. I can't remember for sure but I'd bet The Borrowers would definitely be one of them.

Wednesday, 11 October 2017

Haruki Murakami - where to start?

In recent months my most successful Instagram posts have been either shots of my (admittedly) enviable collection of vintage Penguin books and my, almost complete, series of Vintage Books Murakami novels. There is something about both Penguins and Murakami that gets the Bookstagram world all a flustered. Which is good because I'm a lover of both obviously. I never have a definitive answer for the question "who is your favourite author?" but I guess Murkami would always come close to the top. There's something about his weird and wonderful worlds that just capture my attention. Whenever I showcase my Murakami editions on my feed, the question I am asked most frequently is "which would you recommend to read first?" As a result, it is a question that I have thought about a lot more than I ever really anticipated. The act of picking your first book by an established author is a weird one, isn't it? I mean you would instinctively want to go with the most critically acclaimed or most popular novel. However, especially with an author like Murakami, that isn't always advisable. It is also a question that is deeply personal to the person you ask. I could very easily tell you to read one novel whilst someone else would suggest an entirely different starting point. However, following on from last week's vow to post something potentially useful, I've decided to set forth a few ideas of how to get into the works of Haruki Murakami. Even though, I should point out, I'm no expert and cannot claim to have read everything he's ever written.

Tuesday, 10 October 2017

Tuesday's Reviews - The Sense of an Ending (2017)

Despite all of my best efforts I am still without a computer of my own. Not, I would like to point out, because of my limited skills but because of the postal service. I am awaiting an important component to arrive before I attempt to revive my busted laptop. So, I'm once again writing today's post fairly quickly during an interval in which I have access to the internet outside of my phone. Which is a shame because I've wanted to see this film for ages. The Julian Barnes novel it was adapted from sat on my bookshelf, unread, for years. As winners of the Man Booker Prize go, it's a pretty small book but I just couldn't bring myself to read it. Until a few years ago when I did and promptly realised that I probably should have waited for a bit longer. It was a great book, don't get me wrong, but I think it deserved a better reader. It was one of those books that really takes you to the heart of a character and explore's the idea that our individual history's will always be, in some respects, unreliable. I definitely want to read it again because Barnes is a great writer and it's such a complex but readable story. So, when I discovered it was being turned into a film starring the fabulous Jim Broadbent I knew it was going to be a must see for this year.

Sunday, 8 October 2017

SUNDAY RUNDOWN - THAT'S WHAT SHE READ

Writing something in Blogger on an iPhone is fucking awful. Yes, I know this is starting off this post in the most #firstworldproblems kind of way but I've only been doing this for the length of the song Hit Me Baby One More Time and I already want to bash my head in. So, as you can probably guess, my laptop is still busted. I'm hoping I'll have the tools I need my Monday otherwise Tuesday's review is just going to written in emojis or summed up with one word. Either that or we'll try voice to text and have a good laugh about how shit that technology is. In other news, I've spent all of today lying in bed feeling sorry for myself. I've had a cough for a few days and this is my first day off since I got it. Which means whatever is slowly ripping away the inside of my throat has successfully drained me of any energy. It's just another good excuse for this post being so shit I guess. Have pity on a dying girl guv'nor.

Thursday, 5 October 2017

TBT - The World's End (2013)

So, after my big spiel yesterday about a fresh start and uploading more content my bloody laptop has decided to have a huge breakdown. It means I'm having to find whatever means necessary to post today's TBT whilst also figuring out I can put my questionable computer skills into good use to save it. At the very least I'll do better than my University flatmate who managed to blow my PC whilst trying to save his own, pretty ancient machine. Anyway, enough of my technological woes. I've managed to get access to the internet without having to type a lengthy review on my phone. A prospect I really wasn't looking forward to. It's bad enough having to type the captions for my Instagram posts. I don't know if I just have particularly chubby fingers but my iPhone keyboard clearly isn't made for me to use. I honestly don't understand how people can write anything longer than a tweet on a touchscreen. Now I realise that I've gone full Grandma pretty quickly here but, as I've mentioned a lot recently, I'm starting to feel my age a bit. It is exactly 5 months til I turn 30 but, in my head, I still believe that I'm 16. It's not the ageing itself that I feel upset about; I've always been something of an old woman so am really looking forward to having a valid excuse to stay inside playing scrabble all day. It's just that I've done so little in the last 30 years. I've had the same job since I was 16 and, if my recent applications are anything to go by, I'll be hanging on to it for some time to come. I know I'm a fully fledged adult now but, surely, this is too son for a mid-life crisis? I haven't even learnt to drive yet so I don't know how I'm going to fulfil the necessary requirement of buying a sports car.

Wednesday, 4 October 2017

Blog Update and 5 Weird Facts About Me

So, anyone who has been around for a while will have noticed that last month I neglected to publish a 'TOP 10 WEN-SDAY' in September. My excuse?  Well, to be perfectly honest, I've grown tired of the whole thing. It was never really my favourite post to do and I was regularly having to madly finish it at around midnight. I just never had any good ideas and, most of the time, was just writing it for the sake of it. I've never wanted this blog to be about posting shit for the sake of it. Though it might not always read like it, I want to post stuff that I'm happy with. I write this blog because I enjoy writing and for the experience. It's not really about engagement or anything. So, for the time being at least, I'm scrapping the whole Top 10 thing. Instead I'm going to be posting more regularly on a Wednesday (or whatever day I can). I won't promise it'll be every week but I'm gonna try. The hope is that these new posts will be helpful in their own way. Most probably more literary in theme or a bit more personal. At least until the end of the year. Then, if I need to overhaul everything in 2018 then so be it. So, as a starting point, I'm reposting something that I recently updated to Instagram that I rather enjoyed doing. It's 5 (ish) weird facts about me. Let's do this.

Tuesday, 3 October 2017

Tuesday's Reviews - The Answers by Catherine Lacey


For a recent Instagram challenge I was asked to review my favourite September read using only emojis. This proved difficult for various reasons. The first being that I, shamefully, only read 2 books this month and wouldn't really say I loved either of them enough to name a favourite. Then there was the problem of the actual review. It's going to be difficult enough to sum up my feelings for Catherine Lacey's The Answers with words so doing it using tiny digital pictures wasn't exactly going to turn out great. I'm already working from the disadvantage of being a fucking idiot so trying to dumb down my already dumb opinions was a recipe for disaster. Anyway, I cobbled something together but it's hardly the most useful review I've ever written. Not that I'm sure any of them have ever been any help to anyone but we've all got to have a hobby. I never read Catherine Lacey's debut novel Nobody is Ever Missing but I was drawn to her second novel from the first time I read about it. It featured in my 'Most Anticipated Books of 2017' list and I spent most of the year lusting after it. I don't really know what I expected from this novel. Part of me thought it sounded like an episode of Black Mirror and the other thought it might prove to be a bit more chick-lit. Whatever it was going to be, I knew it was going to be better than the truly disappointing One of Us if Lying that was my other September read. There's very little that could have been worse but I've already discussed that.

Sunday, 1 October 2017

SUNDAY RUNDOWN - THAT'S WHAT SHE READ

This week has seen me get more than a little bit nostalgic. My oldest friend, I've known her since I was about 4 years old, is turning 30 in a couple of weeks. She celebrated last night so I've been looking through old photos organising a present. I wouldn't say that I'm exactly bothered about turning 30 but I am struggling to accept that I'm not where I thought I'd be by this age. Looking back just 15 years and the change is huge. I has the naive belief that I'd have left university and got the job of my dreams incredibly easily. I was set up by the television and films of my childhood to think that adult life was easy. Instead, I'm still madly searching for a job and still living with my parents. It's not exactly the stuff that dreams are made of. Anyway, I've got my lovely books to help me escape from my real life problems. That's why I need so many. The more problems then the more escape routes you need.

Thursday, 28 September 2017

TBT - Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2008)


Yesterday I left work a little early after feeling super ill all day. I was knocking back pints of ginger beer and peppermint tea in the hopes that it would prevent the waves of nausea that kept hitting me like a tsunami. So when I finally got home all I wanted to do was get into bed and watch the film I always watch when I'm sick. I know it's a bit of cliche but how can anyone watch anything other than The Princess Bride when they're stuck in bed? Well, as luck would have it, I couldn't find my copy of the film so had to pick something else. Thankfully, the case of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? flashed out at me from the shelves and, as I haven't seen it in ages, I thought it would be a nice treat. If only the fucking DVD had been where it was meant to be. So, to top off an already shitty day, I'm left blankly staring at a sea of films that I'm really not in the mood for. So I do what any person would do in 2017 when they can't make up their mind: I googled it. Well, I googled "random film generator" and eventually came up with this. I'd never seen Walk Hard before but I used to live with a guy who spent ages trying to convince me it was the
greatest thing ever. I also adore everything about John C Reilly. So, after spending way too long on such an insignificant decision, I was finally wrapped up in the bed I'd been dreaming about since 9 am that morning.

Tuesday, 26 September 2017

Tuesday's Reviews - Atomic Blonde (2017)


Okay, let's get the awkwardness out of the way as soon possible, shall we? Charlize Theron is fucking perfect. It's entirely possible that the only reason I had any interest in this film in the first place was because of this perfection. However, I grew to really want to see the film for itself. It looked liked everything great about the Bourne and Bond franchises but with a female lead and 80s soundtrack. I mean if anything's guaranteed to get me excited then it's that. Despite appearances, I'm a huge fan of great action films. Anyone shooting their way out of a situation or beating people close to death gets me super excited. Not in anyway that anyone needs to worry about. I mean I'm not repressing my secret urges to start my own fight club or anything. I just like watching actors fight other actors in screen. Before I saw the film, I watched a behind the scenes video concerning one of the films major action sequences. I'll be honest, it made me feel things that previously only the sight of Tom Hiddleston's face had been capable of. Watching Charlize Theron performing her own stunts is now the greatest thing I'll ever see. If I ever have a near-death experience I want to see that video flash before my eyes instead of my life. She's a fucking badass. In my mental list of top female badasses, Theron is now competing with my beloved Gwendoline Christie for top spot. Now that's a fight I'd love to see.

Monday, 25 September 2017

Banned Books Week: My Top 15 Banned Books


Today marks the beginning of Banned Books Week; a time where the literary world encourages people to pick up a book that has, at one time or another, been deemed unsuitable for society. There are endless great books that have gone unpublished thanks to various concerns regarding their morality. Most often is is books that are seen to contain dangerous amounts of sexual content, violence, or anti-religious sentiments that keep parents up at night. I've always thought the act of banning books is a really stupid one, not least because the majority of criticism is missing the overall point of the novels themselves. Of course, the major issue with saying outright that a book is "dangerous"is that it only increases the reputation of that book. How many people, upon hearing that their parents don't want them reading something will instantly want to go and read it? A quick way to get people talking about and reading your book is to get it banned. How many people picked up a copy of the god awful Da Vinci Code because of the controversy that surrounded Dan Brown's novel? His first 3 novels were hardly making headlines and each had fewer than 10,000 copies in their first printings. I'm not saying it was the only thing that made Dan Brown a success but all of the criticism and debate that came from it must have had an effect. So, banning a book doesn't always get the right result. Especially when those books end up being classic works of literature. It's weird to think that a lot of my favourite books were once unpublished because people didn't want society to read them. So, in the hopes of inspiring people to pick up a banned book in honour of this week, I'm presenting my favourite banned books (and a few extras).

Sunday, 24 September 2017

SUNDAY RUNDOWN - THAT'S WHAT SHE READ

After last weeks mega book haul I managed to keep myself to a slightly more acceptable number of 2 new books this week. I still didn't technically "need" them but, really, I did need them. I don't know why I can't stop myself buying books. I have so many to read that I never know where to start and I've run out of convenient places to store them. Every sign is pointing me towards not buying any more but, as soon as I've had a bad day at work, oops another book comes home with me. I kind of feel like those crazy people who hoard loads of cans in their basements in case of nuclear apocalypse. Of course, in the event of the apocalypse my huge personal library will provide little in the way of practical assistance. I mean, in an incredibly dire case, it could provide some heat but that feels a bit too Fahrenheit 451 for my tastes. Maybe I could make some sort of rudimentary shelter with them but, again, it doesn't seem like the best start to my post-apocalyptic life. Although, fingers crossed, it might be a good time to finally put a dent in my humongous TBR pile.

Thursday, 21 September 2017

TBT - The Parole Officer (2001)


When you're the creator of an iconic character it can be super difficult to get yourself out from under its shadow. Steve Coogan has tried to move away from just being the guy who plays Alan Partridge but nothing else has ever really stuck. Let's be honest, he's appeared in some utter shite over the years and it's not been pretty. In more recent years he has made the move that most comedy performers over a certain age try and picked more serious roles. Gone straight if you will. It was a different story back in 2001 when he co-wrote and starred in his own British comedy crime caper. For some reason, when The Parole Officer came out it was constantly being compared to the Ealing crime comedies from the 1950s and 1960s. I guess there were just no real expectations for British comedies in the early 2000s so anything that got made was deemed kind of successful. It was the same year that the Vinnie Jones comedy vehicle Mean Machine and a film about a hairdresser from Keighley starring Alan Rickman were released, after all. When the greatest British comedy to be released that year was Bridget Jones' Diary then maybe I can see why people got so excited. Nowadays, Coogan seems pretty embarrassed to have ever made the film and, in 2015, stated that he doesn't understand why anyone likes it. I've known a load of people who loved this film but, really, they aren't the kind of people who I would ever seek advice from. On any subject matter. However, it's been a really long time since I saw this film so, after I so harshly critiqued it during my Tuesday review this week, I decided it was time to see if it really was as bad as I remembered.

Tuesday, 19 September 2017

Tuesday's Reviews - Mindhorn (2017)

I guess I've always had a bit of a weird sense of humour but, as I get older, it's becoming more and more obvious to m that people are just nodding politely whenever I'm trying to be funny. Years ago, my twin sister prepared me to meet her boyfriend for the first time by uttering the phrase "don't be weird". There's nothing quite like sisterly love, eh? So, yeah, you could say I'm a bit strange at times. I blame television. Okay, I blame the television I grew up watching. I was a huge fan of weird British comedies like Spaced, The Adam and Joe Show, Alan PartridgeThe League of Gentlemen, Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace, Peep Show, and, most importantly for the purposes of this post, The Mighty Boosh. Now, and I feel super fucking old having to write this, it's been 10 years since the final episode of the show aired and the pair have gone on to other things. Noel Fielding has entered the murky, innuendo filled world of baking shows whilst Julian Barratt has done bits and bobs in films, television, and theatre. Maybe its just his Northern charm but I have always absolutely adored Julian Barratt. I knew plenty of girls around my age who were major fans of Vince Noir's face. Personally, I was always a bit in love with Howard Moon. So, when Mindhorn was announced I was beyond excited. Of course, being as useless as always, I never got round to watching it... until now.

Sunday, 17 September 2017

SUNDAY RUNDOWN - THAT'S WHAT SHE READ

So the book buying ban is going swimmingly. Only another 12 books have been added to the collection. This week I've bought 3 new actual books, 2 ebooks, and, a whopping, 7 audiobooks. Admittedly, 2 of those audible purchases were with 2 of the credits I've been letting stack up so I didn't exactly pay for them this week. I'm trying to get better at not using up all of my space though and have spent some of today sorting out things I no longer need/want. It's hard because I'm a pathetic hoarder. I need to go on a TV show like obsessive compulsive cleaners or something and just have someone else sort my life out. I'll just sit over here reading so I can decrease the size of my TBR pile. Currently it's taller than the Burj Khalifa (the world's tallest building). 

Thursday, 14 September 2017

TBT - The Breakfast Club (1985)


After the disappointment that was One of Us is Lying last week, I decided that there was only one thing I could do to revive my faith in teen narratives. I sat down and watched The Breakfast Club. This John Hughes classic has been one of my favourite films forever but it's been a while since I last watched it. It's weird to watch it again in 2017 and realise that these five "kids" would still be considered fashionable if they walked into any modern high school. Ally Sheedy and Judd Nelson look exactly like the kind of hipster millennials that you can't avoid these days. Turns out the 80s vibe really isn't going anywhere any time soon. Although, I can't really criticise them. When rewatching this film I was struck by two things: number 1, Judd Nelson's face is beautiful and, number 2, I would happily wear everything he was. The man's got style. And, to be honest, I'd happily be Ally Sheedy too... well pre-makeover Ally Sheedy anyway. When I was younger I was obsessed with Molly Ringwald but, as I grew up, I realised I'm less Molly Ringwald and more Ally Sheedy. Which is fine with me. Well, as long as I can make different food choices.

Tuesday, 12 September 2017

Tuesday's Reviews - One of Us is Lying by Karen M. McManus


If you lookup 'YA' on my blog then you'll come upon a recurring theme: I'm basically always disappointed. I don't intentionally hate YA fiction but I think it happens to be too simplistic. I don't remember reading much YA as a child. The only book I vividly remember, which means the only one I really liked, was Postcards From No Man's Land. I can only have been about 12 when I read it but I loved it. Mostly because I found the stuff about World War 2 so interesting but also because it felt like a grown-up book. I don't think my love affair with YA fiction really got too far beyond Postcard's From No Man's Land. Unfortunately, I grew up and realised that adult books got even more grown-up and even more interesting. I've never really been your typical teen reader so the paint-by-numbers style of these books just never really did anything for me. When I read YA now I tend to find it too obvious and full of the same tired cliched. I have always been a lover of bad teen cinema but that doesn't mean I need the same nonsense to filter into literature. There's a massive difference between seeing Hilary Duff and Chad Michael Murray being hyperbolic teen lovers on screen and reading another Romeo and Juliet wannabe YA novel. Anyway, despite all of this, I always get sucked in by the latest breakaway hit in YA fiction. I'll read about something on Instagram or hear a synopsis and think "maybe this is the one". Karen M. McManus is one of those YA writers who knows exactly how to lure in potential readers: by ripping off one of the greatest 80s teen movies of all time. How could I ignore it?

Sunday, 10 September 2017

SUNDAY RUNDOWN - THAT'S WHAT SHE READ

Going back to work after having a few days off last week proved to be extremely difficult. So, it came as a major surprise that I managed to keep on top of reading. I've decided I finally need to sort my sleeping habits out. Usually, I stay up way too late before work. This is mainly because I want to take full advantage of the time I have before I go back the next day. Just one of the major struggles of working in a job that you have zero passion for. Anyway, to get myself in better shape I've been trying to turn my computer off early and read for an hour or so before I go to bed. What usually happens now is that I get so engrossed in my book that I lose track of time but it's an improvement, right? Whilst it may not be doing wonders for the amount of sleep I'm getting, it does mean that I'm making progress with my books read this year. I've finished another book finally. It takes a bit of pressure off after the 3/4 months that I spent getting through 7th Function. Fingers crossed it's a sign things are improving.

Thursday, 7 September 2017

TBT - The Da Vinci Code (2006)


Two of my favourite quotations from the film critic Roger Ebert concern The Da Vinci Code. The first is from his review of the film National Treasure:
I should read a potboiler like The Da Vinci Code every once in a while, just to remind myself that life is too short to read books like The Da Vinci Code.
The second from his review of Ron Howard's adaptation of The Da Vinci Code:
They say The Da Vinci Code has sold more copies than any book since the Bible. Good thing it has a different ending.
Along with a love of cinema and a need to criticise it, Roger Ebert and I have something in common. We have both read and hated Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code. In all honesty, I read the book after I had watched the film. I knew about Brown's book, of course, but I had no interest in reading it. I watched the end of the film one evening and was intrigued enough to pick up a copy. Brown's writing is horrible and his over-reliance on cliffhangers and their ridiculous solutions is just awful. I can see why people love it; it's a mystery that is easy to read and, subsequently, makes people feel clever when they keep up with/solve it. It's all just trite though. Brown made a name for himself thanks to a controversial and preposterous subject. He gained readers because of his short chapters that always end on a cliffhanger. It makes my blood boil. I swear, one Dan Brown chapter ends with the cliffhanger of what Robert Langdon will decide to have for breakfast. Over the years, I've had so many arguments with people about this book but I often find myself being slightly less harsh on the film. I've never thought it made much sense. Maybe Tom Hanks really is such a charming man that he can improve anything?

Tuesday, 5 September 2017

Tuesday's Reviews - The 7th Function of Language by Laurent Binet


There's a Terry Eagleton quotation that I've always adored from the opening paragraph to his book After Theory. I've always enjoyed his writing and think he's incredibly funny and accessible. I once met him at university and was such a ridiculous fangirl about it. I genuinely said something along the lines of "I've read loads of your books". It was super cringe and, understandably, he didn't spent too much time talking to me. I've never got over the embarrassment of this moment. Anyway, the aforementioned quotation really sums up everything I love about him. The opening to the books discusses the forefathers of literary criticism and the fact that nobody has been able to live up to them.
Fate pushed Roland Barthes under a Parisian laundry van, and afflicted Michel Foucault with Aids. It dispatched Lacan, Williams and Bourdieu, and banished Louis Althusser to a psychiatric hospital for the murder of his wife. It seemed that God was not a structuralist.
That final line is honestly one of the greatest literary joke I've ever heard. This quotation has the added benefit of teaching me that Roland Barthes was killed by being run over by a laundry van, which is a fact that caused me to be incredibly excited about Laurent Binet's follow-up to his hit debut novel HHhH. It seems that everyone who has reviewed 7th Function has referred to his previous novel but, as I've not read it yet, I won't be doing the same. I also won't be mentioning the fact that, according to my weekly rundowns, I started reading this book way way way back at the end May. Meaning I've had this book on the go for about 3 months. That slump really did hit me big.

Sunday, 3 September 2017

SUNDAY RUNDOWN - THAT'S WHAT SHE READ

I've just got back from a weekend spent at a music festival and, despite really wanting to sleep, I'm finishing off my rundown. Because I'm all about the schedule. It was a three day event that I went to with my sister and her husband. Instead of having to camp I was able to stay at their house near the festival ground. I've been to a few festivals over the years and, whilst I don't hate camping per se, I've never been able to sleep in the din of the campsite. Plus, brushing my teeth in front of strangers is never a great thing. So being able to sleep in a proper bed and shower and stuff was a massive plus point. The festival itself was great. I can't complain about the music, despite not knowing many bands that were playing. And it was one of the nicer grounds I've been to. There were plenty of people complaining about the portaloos but really I'm happy if there's toilet roll, hand sanitiser and no naked strangers when I walk into a festival toilet. But I've always been fairly easy to please.

Thursday, 31 August 2017

TBT - Minions (2015)


Was anyone really crying out for a spin-off Minions movie? I mean anyone other than the film studio who saw another way to wheedle more cash out of poor parents. The tiny yellow creatures were the breakaway starts of the first 2 Despicable Me films so it was decided that they would be given their own film. Cut to months and months of the bloody things turning up on everything. It was a relentless campaign and I ended up feeling like Tippi Hedren in that playground scene of The Birds. Hell, it was only a matter of time before they got their own fucking Tic-Tacs. As I mentioned more than once on Tuesday, I've never been a fan and don't really understand how anyone can find them anything but irritating. However, I do know a fair few people who adore them. My brother-in-law is something of a fan and I willingly added to his obsession by buying him a Minion dressing gown one Christmas. Then there's a friend that I used to work with who I respect in every sense bar her feelings for these tiny yellow knobs. I don't get it. As a lover of all things dungarees, I appreciate their fashion sense but that's about all I can stomach. Their made up language is hardly something that makes me chuckle and I've long since passed the age when I find fart jokes and repeatedly saying the word "banana" to be amusing. Then again, I'm not really the kind of person that this film was targeting.

Tuesday, 29 August 2017

Tuesday's Reviews - Despicable Me 3 (2017)


Let's get one thing straight, I, like every other sensible adult human being, fucking hate the minions. I'm so sick of seeing those tiny yellow pricks all over the place again now that the fourth film in this movie franchise has been released. Not content with giving them their own film, the annoying little creatures are back with their master in Despicable Me 3. It's a bit insane that a random animation from 2010 has cultivated so many follow-ups but here we are. I had originally planned on seeing this film with a friend from work but, before we could, she cruelly left me for a better job. So, instead, I had to watch it without her... which is a shame because she was definitely more excited about the whole thing that I was. If I'd seen it with her I might have gone in with higher expectations or, at least, without an underlying sense of dread. I didn't hate the sequel to Despicable Me but there were moments when it seemed unnecessary and not very well thought out. So I really doubted that a third film would be much of an improvement. However, in my review of Despicable Me 2 back in 2013 (god I've been writing this nonsense for a long time haven't I!?), I decided it was Gru's lack of villainy that made it fall so short. The trailers have suggested that he is rethinking his moral life so maybe my prayers have been answered?

Sunday, 27 August 2017

SUNDAY RUNDOWN - THAT'S WHAT SHE READ

So, you may have noticed that last week I failed to upload my weekly rundown. That was because I was in Scotland this time last week with my family. Sunday 20th August was a very special day so we booked a few days in a cottage in South West Scotland. It's the part of the country that my grandfather was originally from so we've been on more than a few holidays there. It's safe to say it's a special part of the world for us so it was the perfect place to celebrate. The Sunday marked the 40th anniversary of my parents' marriage and a year since my older sister got married. Whilst it may still freak me out that my sister picked the same day to get married, it was a nice coincidence that both big occasions fell on the same day. So as you can imagine it was a busy weekend and, by the time I got back on Monday, I was far too exhausted to post anything. However, what I lacked in blog updates I had more than made up for in reading. I found my groove again on holiday and have been steadily making my through my books. I guess finding myself in a cottage with no internet access and no computer really forced me to get back to basics. I'm pleased to say that I've, kind of, kept up with it since I've been back but, I have to admit, the lure of TV and internet shopping have distracted me somewhat.

Thursday, 24 August 2017

TBT - Saving Private Ryan (1998)

I've eaten so much food today and I really don't know why. Well, that's not strictly true. I did because I'm bored. I'm meant to be getting my life (aka my house) in order before I head back to work but it really doesn't appeal. So instead, I've been lying down, stuffing my face and watching soldiers die horribly in Steven Spielberg's 1990s epic war film. It's been a while since I saw this film and have preferred to watch the version shown on the Adam and Joe Show. Yes, it may be played out with stuffed toys and not people but that doesn't mean its not as good as the original. Still, after watching Dunkirk I decided it was time to rewatch Spielberg's war epic. Saving Private Ryan was one of those films that changed the way war films were made. It inspired several directors and, according to Quentin Tarantino, inspired Inglorious Basterds. It was also, apparently, the first time that people realised that World War II was awful. The majority of things I hear people say about this film is along the lines of "it really brought home to me the reality of war". As if, before 1998, there existed some people who thought World War II was a fucking picnic for everyone involved. Personally, I've never needed Steven Spielberg to paint me a vivid picture of what a real battle sequence might be like to know its somewhere I don't want to be. I've never really thought to myself "I really wish I was alive in the 1940s because it seems like it might be fun". Still, it's good to know that this film helped some people get over the crazy notion that was is good.

Tuesday, 22 August 2017

Tuesday's Reviews - Dunkirk (2017)


So, I guess I have to start off today's post by apologising for a lack of Rundown this week. I've been away this weekend for a big family celebration. August 20th 2017 was the 40th anniversary of my parent's marriage and my older sister's 1st anniversary. To celebrate the entire clan made their way to a lovely cottage in Scotland. The rest of my family managed to get the Friday off work but I had to travel up after I finished my shift. It meant the latter half of my week was pretty intense. It was my intention to either get ahead with my Sunday post or do it on Monday, when I got back. Neither of those things came to fruition and I decided it was better to just not do one. Which is a shame because I've actually done some fucking reading this week. Anyway, I'm back now and ready to get on with my regularly scheduled uploads. Starting with a review I wanted to write in reaction to this weekend. My twin sister's boyfriend made the very bold statement that Christopher Nolan's Dunkirk wasn't worth watching. An opinion that goes against everything that everyone has ever said about it. So, because I'm really stubborn and love proving people wrong, I decided it was time I watched it myself. Because I refuse to believe something that looks that good could ever be described as much worse than Saving Private Ryan.

Thursday, 17 August 2017

Thursday Bonus Post: A Harry Potter Primark Haul

Forgive me, dear readers, but I don't have a TBT post for this week. I had so much to do this week and I still need to pack for my trip this weekend. So I've got something a bit different for you and I seem to have mistaken myself for a bloody lifestyle blogger. One of my biggest guilty pleasures is watching hauls on YouTube. There's something about seeing how other people spend their money that speaks to me. It helps that I love shopping. I'm not very good at it because I tend to send most of my purchases back. But the actual act of picking something and paying for it is something I'm a fucking expert in. Something you'll no doubt have picked up on if you're keeping track of the "Recently Purchased" section of my weekly Rundown. Of course, doing a lot of shopping doesn't necessarily mean that my sprees are interesting enough to showcase here, which is why it's not something I've ever done before. This week is a little different, though, because it brings together my love of buying shit with my love of Harry Potter. You may be aware that Primark has recently brought out a whole new range of goods relating to JK Rowling's hit series and, if you're social media is anything like mine, you'll have been hearing about it ever since. At one point every other post on my feed seemed to be a news article announcing the release of the range with many excited comments. So, as I happened to be in Leeds yesterday, I decided to see what all the fuss was about. It's safe to say I was persuaded to make a few purchases.

Tuesday, 15 August 2017

Tuesday's Reviews - Baby Driver (2017)

I'm of an age that means I remember the 2003 music video that paved the way for Edgar Wright's current hit movie. I'm not bragging: the song is pretty shit and the I can't imagine that anyone's missed the band that much. Still, the video is amazing. Not only does is feature The Mighty Boosh (Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt), Nick Frost and Michael Smiley but it's just great fun. For those of you that haven't had the pleasure Noel Fielding plays the getaway driver who can only tell the time through track lengths. Whilst waiting for his fellow criminals to rob the bank, he rocks out to the song so he knows when they'll be done. It's a great premise that I always felt could have been taken further. Thankfully, so did Edgar Wright and he gave the world Baby Driver. Before we go into the review I want to take a minute to talk about the name. If I hadn't known this film was connected to Wright then I doubt I'd have seen it. The title gives the impression that it's going to be nothing more than a sequel to last years' lousy looking animation Boss Baby and nobody needed that. On the face of it, Baby Driver is a film with a lousy title that stars the kid who died of cancer in The Fault in our Stars. It's a huge testament to Edgar Wright that it managed to look so fucking cool.

Sunday, 13 August 2017

SUNDAY RUNDOWN - THAT'S WHAT SHE READ

I'm not going to lie, this has been a terrible work week. The girl who is responsible for out rotas messed up everyone's holiday so we've been pretty short staffed this week. As it's the school holidays that means we're extra busy so we've all been feeling the strain. It's times like this when everyone starts to feel unappreciated and used. There's a very bad atmosphere in the branch right now and it's not a great place to be. It's also meant that I've been super tired and not really in the mood for reading much this week. So I've barely got any further with my reading. And it doesn't help that I've officially got 3 books on the go. Even though student me was more than capable of reading three books at once, it seems that 30 year old me is only just able to cope with one. But I really don't see why I care so much. I think starting Instagram has made me more competitive about reading quickly but this also means I'm more likely to read badly. If I'm focusing on quantity rather than quality then I'm not giving each book my full attention. So I'm vowing to give up on yearly book quotas and just focus on getting better at the basic act of reading.

Thursday, 10 August 2017

TBT - Very Bad Things (1998)


As I mentioned on Tuesday, I have seen quite a few comments recently bemoaning the fact that Rough Night is basically a female remake of the 90s film Very Bad Things. I don't know how, why or when I saw Very Bad Things but I was probably far too young and channel hopping late at night. I can't say that I remember it all that fondly and didn't see that there would be a problem with a film taking a similar premise using female actors instead.Apparently, I didn't count on a load of random people out there who believe this to be the best film of all time. According to the fan reviews on IMDB this is best dark comedy that has ever been created. I just didn't buy it.  I mean, we all know that standards for films were lower in the 90s. Joel Schumacher's Batman films are all the evidence you need for that. So I decided it was time to revisit the film and see if I'd forgotten the brilliance somewhere over the years. I doubted very much that I had but what is life if you aren't willing to take risks, right?

Tuesday, 8 August 2017

Tuesday's Reviews - Rough Night (2017)


There's a lot to be said for my love of Kate McKinnon. I was almost 100% sure that I didn't want to ever watch Rough Night but every time I saw the trailer I couldn't help but think "Kate McKinnon though...". So I decided to just go with it. Best case scenario: it'd be the new Bridesmaids. Worst case scenario: well, I've seen both of the Sex and the City movie and it's got to be better than that, right? Don't even ask me how that happened but it did. When you've seen those films and Mama Mia it becomes really difficult to imagine a film that I can hate quite as much. With every second of SATC2, each cell in my body started to shrink into itself out of anger and embarrassment; embarrassment for the people who made it, the people who liked it and for me, for making the decision to watch it. The good thing about writing this blog over the years is that I have a different range for what is good and bad. It's like studying novels of sensibility during my Masters degree. I suddenly found a new appreciation for all of the books I thought were rubbish because they all had something more than just countless stupid young women fainting at the slightest sound. Once again, provided nobody in Rough Night fainted in the arms of their creepy uncle/step father then this definitely wouldn't be the worst story I've ever experienced. So that's something.

Sunday, 6 August 2017

SUNDAY RUNDOWN - THAT'S WHAT SHE READ

What a week it's been. My social life has blown up in the last 7 days. I went out for drinks not once but twice. I'm a social butterfly. It's exhausting being this in demand. I'm more used to just being inside and reading/binge watching some shit. Still, I just about coped, which is good because I'm no longer alone at home. Aside from work, I've not really spoken to people much in the last 2 weeks. Other than myself of course. I'd wander around the house having conversations with myself to fill the silence. That's probably the most depressing thing I've ever written but it's true. I still find myself doing it not despite the fact that there are actual living people I can talk to now. I just need to get used to the whole response part of talking now. It's such a good job I don't live alone. I'd literally never talk to anyone but my colleagues. I already have something of a lax attitude towards socialising as it is. At least I'd always have time to read, though.

Thursday, 3 August 2017

TBT - Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)


When I was writing one of my recent Chris Evans' reviews I remembered that he appeared in 2010s adaptation of Bryan Lee O'Malley's Scott Pilgrim. I know why I forget Evans is in this film: it's cause he's so good and I wasn't used to that feeling 7 years ago. It does mean that I've had a deep-seated desire to watch this film ever since so I decided it would be the perfect film to talk about this TBT. It's been a while since I saw this but I absolutely love this film. I'm also a fan of the graphic novels that it is based on. Really, Scott Pilgrim is the reason that I often get the desire to dye my hair bright pink or blue every now and then. I've always wanted to be more like Ramona Flowers. I mean, without the crippling emotional detachment and stuff but, you know, the coolness. It's no wonder Scott falls in love with her at first sight. I certainly did.

Wednesday, 2 August 2017

TOP 10 WEN-SDAY - Top 10 Fictional Jobs

Today I was rejected for another job that I really wanted. To be fair, I highly suspected I hadn't got it even after they spent 4 days longer than they said to contact me. It still sucks though because I thought it would have been a really good fit. I'm getting so used to getting psyched up for interviews and then coming out feeling like shit. I'm sick of job hunting. When I got a promotion at work a year or so ago I nailed the interview. Since then, every interview I've had has ended in rejection. So I've come to the unfortunate conclusion the job I'm most qualified for is the one I know, wholeheartedly, I don't want to do. Whilst the job that I'm desperate to get is the one that nobody thinks I should be doing. Great. So, I've got some thinking to do, which is convenient because a recent Instagram challenge prompt asked me to reveal my dream fictional job. It's an interesting question. Yes, it won't help me in my job search but when my current job is so fucking boring I need to pass the time somehow. This prompt happened to fall today which is the first Wednesday of the month. Perfect timing for a hastily put together Top 10 Wen-sday.

Tuesday, 1 August 2017

Tuesday's Reviews - Gifted (2017)


When I reviewed Snowpiercer in my post last week, I mentioned my new love of Chris Evans. It hasn't always been this way, of course. For years, I didn't really rate Evans as an actor. Having now seen the first Fantastic Four film about 3 times recently, I realise that it wasn't necessarily his fault. Yes, he agreed to do some shit films but he probably had to take whatever he could get. Fantastic Four isn't a bad film because of Chris Evans; it's a terrible film because it's so badly written. The character of Johnny Storm wasn't an awful and annoying version of the comic book character but that isn't Evans' fault. I'm not trying to suggest that he's the next Daniel Day Lewis or some shit but he's proved he can be really good. Look at Snowpiercer for an example of how good he can be. He just needs to start taking more serious roles and not people who run around in Lycra for a living. Which I'm guessing was the appeal of Gifted. It's probably as far away from Captain America as he can get.

Sunday, 30 July 2017

SUNDAY RUNDOWN - THAT'S WHAT SHE READ

So I've survived the first week on my own without any major incidents or going insane. I have to admit I've got into something of an OAP type routine in the last few days when I had a run of early shifts. I started to eat around 5pm and head to bed about 9. It's so fucking rock and roll I can't function. Tonight was a little different though. I didn't eat until after 7pm. It was a massive shock to the system. Tonight my twin sister invited me round for dinner. I imagine this was mainly to make sure I hadn't starved whilst being alone. It was a lovely evening but my routine is a little off. Which is why I'm writing this now and watching the season 1 finale of The Handmaid's Tale. So I'm feeling a mixture of contentment, panicked and traumatised right now. But I'll get through. Well, not so much the trauma... this show is fucked up. I love it! Now, I'd best get to bed because it's now way past my new bedtime.

Thursday, 27 July 2017

TBT - Casa de mi Padre (2012)


On Tuesday I criticised Will Ferrell's new film The House for being short at 88 minutes long. Casa di mi Padre undercuts that by 3 minutes. So, if you thought I was harsh to the former then just wait until I get started on the latter. Until I watched it specifically for this review I'd never seen this film before. I used to pride myself on watching every film that Will Ferrell starred in but, over the years, I've really become quite lax in my viewing. I think it was probably around the Bewitched era when it just became a bit too much for me. I feel as though I'm on fairly safe ground with any kind of Will Ferrell/Adam McKay combination but the pair only act as one of the many producers for this film. Instead it is a combined effort of ex-SNL writer, Andrew Steele's, script and Funny or Die co-creator, Matt Piedmont, in the director's chair. I can't say that, after seeing the disappointing results of a union between Will Ferrell and Amy Poehler, I wasn't exactly excited to see this. Especially when it couldn't even find enough comedy to fill a 90 minute running time. Then again, maybe it's just so well-developed that anything over 85 minutes would be too much for the audience to handle? It's possible, right?

Tuesday, 25 July 2017

Tuesday's Reviews - The House (2017)


Will Ferrell is one of those comedians that you can trust to be funny whatever he's doing. Through the years, I've happily watched and enjoyed every film starring him that I've ever seen. Even the shit ones, like Daddy's Home for example, have something fairly entertaining in them. The guy always gives his all in a role and is so naturally hilarious that you'll find yourself crying with laughter at the stupidest things. So I kind of feel like I'm on solid ground with him and that's before you even consider that Amy Poehler is also in it. Combine the pair and you have a powerhouse of SNL alumni. Of course, things start to unravel when you look at how the film is being marketed. It's very telling that neither Ferrell or Poehler seem very eager to talk about the film itself. Interviews aren't treated as a place to talk about the film but simply about getting the pair in front of a camera. Will Ferrell has done some shit films in the past so when he's keeping shtum about a film then you know it's embarrassing. 1 hour and 28 minutes worth of embarrassing. Yep, The House can't even hit the 90 minute mark and we've all heard the one about good films
coming in short run times. Well, even if this is going to be shit at least it's not going to be shit for too long. Let's be thankful for small mercies.

Sunday, 23 July 2017

SUNDAY RUNDOWN - THAT'S WHAT SHE READ

For the next couple of weeks I have the whole house to myself. Now, I've seen Risky Business, I know what I'm meant to do with an empty house. It's safe to say I've been enjoying the freedom. You know, showering at normally unsociable hours, playing the Hamilton soundtrack at full blast, and not locking the bathroom door. I think it's safe to say I'm living life to the full right now. But, tearing myself away from the rock n roll lifestyle, I still have to stick to my schedule. So on with the rundown.

Thursday, 20 July 2017

TBT - Snowpiercer (2014)

I have a bit of a problem guys: I'm love a man who is completely unattainable. That man is Chris Evans. It hasn't always been this way. No no. Back in the Fantastic Four days I couldn't have cared less. Even the first Captain American film didn't do anything for me... I assume it's down to the creepy tiny Steve CGI. Yeah, I happily denied any attraction to Chris Evans for years and even presented arguments with my friend about why Robert Downey Jr. was a more attractive member of the Avengers. Then bloody Winter Solider went and got really good and suddenly Chris Evans starts to look better and better. By the time Civil War came out I was hooked. Seeing him do interviews with his Gifted co-star kind of made my ovaries explode. I don't know what's happening to me. It was because of my deep-seated interest in Chris Evans that I was so desperate to see Snowpiercer. I knew very little about it but had heard great things. Unfortunately, that proved difficult because the bloody thing wasn't released in UK cinemas. Then I managed to miss it on Netflix because I'm a bloody idiot. I became invigorated after seeing Okja earlier this week so went on a hunt to find a copy of Snowpiercer.

Tuesday, 18 July 2017

Tuesday's Reviews - Okja (2017)

Since Netflix started making original films there have been more than a few duds. The online streaming site is really good at certain things, like Marvel TV series, documentaries and original sitcoms for example. However, the majority of the original films that I've watched have been underwhelming: The Circle was just dreadful; Mascots was fun but nothing to really get excited about; The Fundamentals of Caring was sweet but unambitious; and Special Correspondents was the worst Ricky Gervais film I've ever see and that's saying something. So it was really refreshing that one of its recent releases, Bong Joon-ho's Okja, was competing for the Palme d'Or at this years Cannes festival. Refreshing for about 30 seconds obviously because, as we all know, the shit really hit the fan soon after. The argument against Okja's inclusion in the list of Palme d'Or candidates created much controversy for the judging panel who suggested that the film's release on Netflix meant it shouldn't have been allowed within the competition. When the film was opened to the press it received boos from the audience and suffered from technical issues. Still, this did nothing for the film's reputation and, in its official opening, the film got an standing ovation from the audience. Everything was looking good for Okja being a rare Netflix hit.

Monday, 17 July 2017

Quick Post: Women can be Doctors too

So I've just finished the first episode of Season 7 of Game of Thrones and I have so many thoughts buzzing through my brain. Which is why I'm not trying to get an early night ahead of my 7 am start tomorrow morning. Instead I wanted to write a quick post in response to yesterday's announcement about the new Doctor Who as there has been so much controversy. Naturally, people have a lot of feelings on the matter... but that's hardly new. Every regeneration has had some amount of hatred. Even the amazing Peter Capaldi still has his doubters as I discovered today when a female coworker proudly proclaimed that she hated him. I really had to bite my tongue at that moment. Capaldi has suffered because of terrible writing but has done wonders with the character. His version of the Doctor is one of the best we've had in years but his stories haven't served him well enough. I have nothing against Matt Smith or David Tennant but Capaldi tried to do something different with the character and I will defend him to anyone. I imagine that the people who dislike him are also the same stupid people that fail to accept that Donna was the best companion. I reckon they're all fans of David Tennant and Billie Piper and just can't move on. Speaking of moving on...

Sunday, 16 July 2017

SUNDAY RUNDOWN - THAT'S WHAT SHE READ

In all honesty, I had planned to be in bed by now but, thanks to one thing and another, I'm still typing this late into the night. Not only was A Handmaid's Tale on 30 minutes later than I expected but then I got caught up in finishing job applications. Probably the wrong time to be doing it but I'd mixed my dates up. Still, I'm here now and about to settle down for a bit of reading before I head to bed properly. Though I need to finish changing my sheets first. Today's lazy Sunday routine seems to have got a bit out of hand if I'm honest. I'm about halfway through finishing loads of things. It's been a rough couple of days at work so I really just wanted to relax today. I'll get stuff finished after work tomorrow. Sometimes procrastination can be justified... right?

Friday, 14 July 2017

FBF - Spider-Man 2 (2004)

Ever since the release of Spider-Man: Homecoming this month the internet has eagerly been taking every chance it can to rank the web-slinger's movies in order of brilliance. It's just what we do. We can't just appreciate things for their own merit. Oh, no. We have to make sure there is a definitive decision on which one you're allowed to like the most. (She says hoping nobody picks up on the hypocrisy of someone who ranks things every first Wednesday of the month.) Apparently, it's not possible to thing both the new film and the older films are all okay so we have to decide which is the best. I've seen so many lists in the last few days and things are getting crazy. After all, there aren't that many live action Spider-Man films. There are, really, only 6. Which I assume is the reason that many people are desperately including Civil War on their list so it doesn't seem so utterly pointless and pathetic. It's not a fucking Spider-Man film; stop going out of your way to put Andrew Garfield's film further down the list. So, before this goes into rant territory, the main topic of conversation that seems to exist now is whether the newest film is better than the film that previously topped the list: Toby Maguire's sequel. It is widely acknowledged that his third time to put on the suit was the biggest disaster to happen to comic book movies ever but is Spider-Man 2 actually still better than Tom Holland's first attempt? There's only one way to find out.

 
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