Wednesday, 14 December 2016

Top 10 Wen-sday: Top 10 Fictional Characters I'd Invite to Christmas Dinner

It's so close to Christmas it's unreal. In 10 days it'll be Christmas Eve. I think I've just about got my presents all sorted but who really knows. I'm not a fan of last minute shopping but I tend to need little stocking fillers as I go through the month. Still, I'm mostly there. As it's a time of celebration I'm adding a few additional posts this month. Each year I've released a Christmas top 10: My Essential Christmas films and My Least Favourite Christmas films. So I'm planning on keeping them as festive as possible but I'm likely to run out of ideas by next week. We'll see how it goes. For now, I decided to delve into the world of fantasy dinner party and decide who I'd invite to my ultimate Christmas celebration.
Ten: Brienne of Tarth

My main reasoning for including Brienne on this list is simply because it's kind of a habit to include her on all of fictional character based lists. It's no secret that she's my favourite character in both the book and the show. It's also no secret that I adore Gwendoline Christie. If Brienne came to my Christmas dinner then I'd spend most of the time just starring at her the way Torumund did at Castle Black.

Nine: Belle

Now I'm not talking about the Belle from the upcoming, unnecessary live action Beauty and the Beast as played by the annoying Emma Watson. Nor am I talking about the Belle on the show I've tried so hard to enjoy Once Upon a Time. No, I'm talking classic, animated Belle. She's always been my favourite Disney princess because she loves books as much as I do. There's nothing I enjoy more than talking about books and it's something I don't really get to do too often. So, I'd love nothing more than sitting in a post-Turkey daze and discussing my favourite novels with Belle. Unlike friends, she might appreciate the Romantic era fiction that I recommend to her. Of course, being so fucking cynical, I'd find her hopeless romantic thing quite annoying but it would be something we could happily debate on.

Eight: Holtzmann

Another of my latest character obsessions. Jillian Holtzmann is the greatest thing to come out of the Ghostbusters reboot and Kate McKinnon is such a fantastic performer. I'd love the chance to meet the Holtz but worry that she would make dinner a little awkward. Not that I don't love awkward moments but, as a perfect host, I'd have to think about my guests. Still, I love her so she's coming.

 Seven: Rob Fleming (High Fidelity)

High Fidelity is one of my favourite books and films. I love it. You may remember Rob was featured on my list of Top 5 Fictional Husbands. As such, I'd love to invite Rob to my Christmas dinner. I mean we both a predilection for making Top 5/10 lists so we could definitely turn it into an amusing dinner table game. He'd also know the best tunes to play before, during, and after dinner to keep us all in the party mood.

 Six: Leslie Knope

Re-watching Parks and Rec recently gave me an all new appreciation of Leslie Knope and what a great person she is. She champions women, loves her friends, and won't back down in an argument. She's the kind of person I pretend to be but much nicer and much more successful. I'd love to sit next to her at Christmas dinner because, not only would we have a great in-depth discussion about all things, I think she'd share my childish love of the holiday.

Five: Thor

Thor is my favourite superhero. I love all of the Norse mythology and his Shakespearean qualities. He's so dramatic and literal about everything. I have to admit it would be kind of cool to have him at my Christmas dinner just so I could say there was a real-life God there. Kinda cool, no? Plus, the arms are always a plus. He also seems that he'd be fun to have at a party. Asgardians are basically Vikings and they were kind of up for a good time. Also, how great an after dinner game would it be to try and lift Thor's hammer, Mjölnir? You've had all the turkey so now let's find out whose worthy.

Four: Buddy the Elf

I don't know about you guys but I always feel that Christmas Day is kind of let down after the endless weeks of lead up. I'm not saying I've ever had a terrible Christmas Day but we're always just so exhausted we end up eating and lounging for the entire day. What we really need is an injection of Christmas spirit. And who has the largest supply of that round here? Buddy's love for the holiday is contagious and he'd have no trouble getting everyone up around the piano for a sing song. With Buddy at your house, every Christmas can be like the ones you see in every American sitcom's Christmas special. Plus, you know, the candy.

Three: Tyrion Lannister

Despite everything the Bible tries to tell us, Christmas is basically about excess and over-indulgence. It's about spending too much money, stuffing your face, drinking too much, and basically letting go. Who embraces these ideas more than anyone? Yes, the self-titled "God of tits and wine". To re-appropriate Ke$ha for a second, the party don't start til he walks in.

Two: Newt Scamander

Not only would the addition of Newt to the party mean guaranteed Eddie Redmayne but it would also mean some fantastic stories. Newt has travelled all over the wizarding world and met some of the most amazing creatures. He'd be able to fill the time with so many exciting tales. There's always a boring lull on Christmas Day when you're eaten too much but there's a few hours before Doctor Who is on. Newt would be the perfect person to fill the silence. Hell, if we're lucky he might even get his Niffler out... which, as I'm writing it down, definitely sounds like a euphemism you might come across in the wizard world. Hey, Newt, how's about you let my play with your Niffler.

One: Sookie St. James

This is the second time this month that Sookie has been in the number 1 spot of my top 10 list. Maybe she'll be the new Brienne? Anyway, I think Sookie would be a great person to invite to dinner. Not only would she definitely bring something scrumptious to eat but she's just such lovely human being. Why would you want to spend this holiday with people who were anything but nice? My only doubt would be the fact that she would clearly be silently judging everything that was being cooked for her. It would take about five seconds of her being in the house before she was "fixing" everything that was being made in the kitchen. Still, what a meal we'd get in the end.

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