Friday, 8 July 2016

RANTING ABOUT GAME OF THRONES: A WEEK OF IRK AND IRE - Zom-be serious for a second. What the fuck are the White Walkers doing?

So this is will most likely be my final post in my week of Irk and Ire. It's my sister's hen do thing tomorrow so I won't get much time for writing. However, I think 5 posts of petty ranting seems like plenty. There's obviously still more I can say; I mean I've barely started to scratch the surface when it comes to Dany's unsuitability to rule Westeros. However, the season has been over for a while now and we've got a long wait until the next one. Especially now that Winter is here and the creators have to wait for suitable weather to film in. What I will say, as a final thought, is that no matter what I may make it sound I love this show more than anything I've watched and I love the books just as much. I know there's a lot of things the show has got rid of that I was angry about but, honestly, when the show is this good I don't fucking care. However, season 6 felt different to me. It felt rushed and everything felt all over the place. I know timelines don't have to match up but it seemed too unstructured. Maybe without the guidance of George's books the show is just too eager to get to where it wants to be. It's worrying in a way because the books are less about the journey and more about the characters. Now the show just seems bothered about getting dragons in the Seven Kingdoms. I hope things settle down next season or we risk Game of Thrones going down the same route as Lost and nobody wants that.

We're getting close to the end of Game of Thrones as a whole which means after years of waiting we'll finally see who gets to permanently sit on the Iron Throne. I still have my fingers and toes crossed that Dany the grumpy teenage doesn't take possession of Westeros' most uncomfortable seat but it's highly unlikely. Anyone that takes 6 fucking seasons to finally get round to doing what she's been threatening to do better bring some fucking results. There two seasons left for the HBO series with a potential combined total of 13 episodes. We don't know exactly how it will pan out but it seems to safe to say Dany's taking of King's Landing will happen before the end of season 7. Once Cersei has self-destructed and been killed, in all liklihood, by her twin brother in a mirroring of his first Kingslaying, then the crown is essentially just being left untouched for Dany to pick up unchallenged. I mean there's literally only one other person who wants the throne and Littlefinger really wouldn't be that hard to take in a fight. I mean does he even know how to hold a fucking sword? Look at his track record with duels. It doesn't bode well.

If I'm honest, the leader of the Seven Kingdoms isn't really the major thing I'm concerned about any more. I mean we've playing the same fucking game for so long it feels like we're in the middle of an epic Monopoly showdown. Besides, the way season 6 has been rushing through its storylines and missing out chunks of time, it's painfully clear how this will end. Even if we all still have slightly squiffy feelings about Dany's unhealthy blood-lust and very rapey Dothraki hoard. Season 6 has basically taken the last 5 seasons and said "that was all just the warm up. Lannisters, Baratheons, Tyrells and Starks? It doesn't actually matter." The great houses of Westeros have been battling for power since before Ned Stark's head fell off and very little has changed. Winter was still coming, people were still hungry, and crazy religious people were spouting their nonsense. Plus, you know, there was the threat of a zombie invasion. Nothing to fret about. That's the most frustrating thing about A Song of Ice and Fire. It's telling two very different stories at incredibly frustrating speeds: one of politics and crowns and the other of impending doom.

Now I don't care that everything has taken so long because that's a problem with the genre. What I object to is that everything is dragged out without an update. Especially because the story of the White Walkers is by far the more interesting part of the plot. After last seasons amazing episode 'Hardhome' I was super pumped for more White Walker action and the growing need to get shit sorted. Of course, season 6 gave us the fabulous yet emotional 'Hold the Door' which suggested shit was about to go down real soon. It wasn't. I realise they're waiting for Winter and the Wall has magical powers and stuff. However, it surely can't take this long for the Walkers to do something. I mean clearly that magic thing is a bit dicey because of the Wight that attack Jeor Mormont back in season 1. There's got to be a loophole or two. Surely dead animal zombies could be springing up all over the place and causing havoc?

The White Walkers have been a growing evil that's always been lurking on the outskirts of the rest of the action and, as such, have become nothing more than an afterthought. I mean look at Jon Snow: one minute he's all about stopping the zombie attack and the next he happily goes off to Winterfell to get his old bedroom back. I mean has he even stopped to think about what could happen at the Wall when he's gallivanting around the North? Nah, mate. He doesn't give a shit... and he's actually fought the Night's King. Naming the show Game of Thrones meant that they were sort of penning themselves in to the whole "who will be King question" which means that the White Walkers become much less important. Which, frankly, was a fucking mistake. Cersei Lannister might be batshit crazy but there is no greater menace in that show than what lies beyond the Wall. Anything that scares Tormund Giantsbane into trusting the Crows is definitely something you don't wanna fuck with. So, I don't really understand why they've had so little to do so far. Yes, they've been getting more prominent but I can't help but feel all that time Arya spent pissing about as a bling girl in Braavos could have been taken out for more White Walker clashes.

Yeah, maybe the writers are just keeping them for the show's big finale but that in itself is just as bad. I mean we know that in all likelihood season 7 will have 7 episodes and season 8 will have 6. This means 7 will be concerned with tying up the Throne plot and 8 will probably focus more in everyone's impending death at the hand's of the Walkers. It just doesn't seem like enough time. Especially withe the way season 6 went down. Now the show isn't being restricted by the books the creators have fucking flown forward as qucikly as they can. We've leisurely reached the point we were at by the end of season 5 and now we're fucking steaming ahead. I can't help but worry that the episode after the big Azor Ahai reveal is made we'll see an end to the White Walkers. After all, it's starting to feel as though they've become something of problem for the show, which has no idea how best to use them. They should be more than a visual treat intended to create intrigue.

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