Thursday, 18 January 2018

Throwback Thirty - Beetlejuice (1988)

I have a confession to make before we carry on with out weekly business of reviewing a random film from the year 1988. This wasn't the film that I originally pulled out of my jar for this week. Yes, I have (kind of) cheated on my Throwback Thirty mission and we're only 3 weeks in. Last week I pulled Short Circuit 2 out of the jar and was all set to do my usual thing. However, in an act of insanity I decided it was only fair to rewatch Short Circuit before the sequel in order to get the best viewing experience. As such, my week just got away from me and I decided I wouldn't have time to fit everything in. In an act of utter desperation and reeking with shame, I pulled another name out of the jar. So, I will watch Short Circuit 2 in time for next Thursday. I, bizarrely, feel genuinely quite bad about having to cheat this week. It's madness because it's a format that I imposed myself and a series of rules that I, alone, am enforcing. I could do whatever the fuck I wanted and nobody reading this would know. But it means a lot to me for some reason... probably because I have so little going on in my life right now. So, unfortunately, my viewing this week has been a little tainted with my disappointment in myself. An immense shame considering my second pick from my jar of films is one of my favourites in there. It's also the only time that I can think of that I've found myself attracted to Alec Baldwin. There's something about the combo of those glasses, that hair, and his tan trousers that just gets me... but I digress.

Wednesday, 17 January 2018

Book Review - How Not To Be A Boy by Robert Webb


I always worry about reading people's biographies. I'm sure that I'd find it riotously funny and agree with many of her points. However, I find the concept of reading about someone's life to be an extremely complicated thing. At university I was very interested in the idea of a writer's individual voice and how it changes. How can any piece of writing be an accurate portrayal of that person when it has been written for a specific purpose/audience? When it's been edited and reworked before being deemed ready to print? You might be sitting then internally screaming "you're really overthinking this you pretentious knob" and, to be honest, I am. It's always something at the back of my mind. So I never really read celebrity biographies no matter how much I respect or adore the person writing them. However, last year that all changed when I couldn't stop buying them. In the space of a few weeks I bought Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen, Believe Me: A Memoir of Love, Death and Jazz Chickens by Eddie Izzard and How Not to Be a Boy by Robert Webb. In an attempt to silence that inner voice telling me 'it's not their real voice', I bought all three books on Audible as well as owning a physical copy. I hoped that hearing the writer speaking his own words would bring the whole experience together for me. Besides, all three of these men have distinctive and delightful voices that I definitely wouldn't mind streaming into my ear holes.


Tuesday, 16 January 2018

Tuesday's Reviews - Paddington 2 (2017)

I have been desperate to see Paddington 2 for a while now even though, until this week, I hadn't seen the first film. When it first came out in 2014 I wasn't sure it was ever going to be able to capture the brilliance that I remembered from childhood. I was a cynical 26 year old who wouldn't admit to wanting to see a children's film. So I never did. I guess it begs the question, why, then, was I so desperate to see its sequel? Well, for one thing, my friend doesn't bloody stop going on about how great it is recently. For another, it's got a 100% certified fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes and has been nominated for a fair few BAFTAs. Now I realise that it's never wise to read too much into the ratings on Rotten Tomatoes but there aren't many films who have ever managed it. So I guess there was more to this than met my sceptical eye. It was time to finally catch-up on what I'd missed so I watched the first film. It wasn't completely perfect but I absolutely loved it. It was funny, sweet, and wonderfully British.
Everything that is so great about the Paddington stories by Michael Bond was brought to life thanks to Paul King's film. And Benjamin Wishaw? He was clearly born to play a talking bear who loves marmalade and looks great in hats. How could I not, after that, make it my mission to see the second?

Sunday, 14 January 2018

Sunday Rundown - That's What She Read

It's the start of the third week of the new year and I'm still in that smug phase where I'm keeping up with my good habits... for the most part anyway. I slip now and then but I'm getting there. Even Mary Poppins was only practically perfect. I am, thankfully, doing okay at keeping up with my reading. I'm on course to finish another book in the next few days, which I'm quite proud of. Or at least I was until a friend of mine told me she'd already read 4 books this year. I guess I have some catching up to do. Either that or pretend to myself that those books were only a couple of pages long. Yeah, that sounds okay. Plus she doesn't work 5 days a week like I do. So she has a young child? Like that's time consuming...

Thursday, 11 January 2018

Throwback Thirty: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988)


Back for the second in my new series Throwback Thirty. Where I randomly pick a film from 1988 and review it in honour of my upcoming 30th birthday. Self-obsessed? Maybe. Fun? Well, that depends on the film really. There's a mixed bag of serious and silly in my jar so I do have a slight fear every week that it'll be something I'm not in the right frame of mind for. As much as I wanted to pick all of the shittest and strangest films I could find, I decided, if I was going to do this, I should at least do it properly. This means there are a fair few films that I've not seen. Including today's pick. I'm a fan of Monty Python because, let's face it, who isn't a fan of them? Not only am I British, so it's in my blood, but I'm a huge fan of weird humour. And it doesn't get much weirder than those guys. Still, my love of Python hasn't completely pushed me towards the films of Terry Gilliam. I've not seen them all and it's mainly because I don't know where to start. Gilliam has had a mixed career as a director in the minds of many people but also hailed as a genius. The Gilliam I've seen has also been a mixed bag. So I was quite excited about the prospect of watching this film. It is infamous for having a troubled production and bombing at the box office. If I'm going to work my way through Gilliam's back catalogue I might as well start here.


Wednesday, 10 January 2018

Book Review - The Power by Naomi Alderman

I have owned The Power since April this year but have only just got round to reading it. At first I was as excited about the concept as everyone else but it also worried me. The idea that Naomi Alderman has taken conventional gender roles and flipped them was inevitably going to interest me. However, I thought there was too much potential for this to go down a violent road that I wasn't that keen on. I'm happy to describe myself as a feminist and think the fight for gender equality is an important and difficult struggle. I just don't agree with the kind of militant feminism that exists in certain quarters that believes anger is the answer. I understand there
has been a somewhat violent and extreme nature to the feminist movement but times have moved on. We're not going to get real gender equality with an "eye for an eye" attitude. We don't need to teach men what we've been going through by doing it to them; we just need to teach men to be better. The only people that a more aggressive fight for women's rights is helping are the so called "meninists" who like to make out feminists hate men.

Tuesday, 9 January 2018

Tuesday's Reviews - Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017)

It's been 22 years since Jumanji, the film directed by Joe Johnston and based on Chris Van Allsburg’s book, was released. That film was groundbreaking in the 90s for its use of CGI and has become a much loved classic thanks to Robin Williams' lead role. The original book isn't exactly crammed with material to adapt but there was so much potential with the concept of a board game that came to life. I can't remember how many times I've watched the original film at this point but it always makes me feel like a kid again. I know it's meant to be a kind of scary situation but I've always wanted to play this fucking game. I don't care how many monkey's destroy my kitchen or monsoons fill up my entire house with water. It looks really fun... and incredibly dangerous obviously. For a movie that has it's fair share of flaws, it's pretty damn perfect and has remained a classic even though it hasn't really aged well. So the news that we were getting a new film was worrying. I know Hollywood likes to remake and reboot franchises these days but, surely, nobody would be stupid enough to try and remake the original? I mean Robin Williams made that
film what it was so trying to make it without him would be suicide. However, the news that this would be more of a sequel than a remake was enough to get me a bit excited. Dropping the Rock, Jack Black, Kevin Hart and Karen Gillan into the jungle? Who wouldn't want to see that even a little bit? Was I still annoyed that they were squeezing as much cash out of the original film as possible? Was I still worried that it was going to be a terrible mess? Was I concerned to see Karen Gillan dressed like Lara Croft despite it being 2017? Yes, yes, and hells yes! Did I care enough to not see it? Nah.


Sunday, 7 January 2018

Sunday Rundown - That's What She Read

Can you believe that we're a week into 2018 already? I already feel myself becoming the 'new me'. I've posted a record breaking 5 times this week and have got more than halfway through a book. I know! Who the fuck am I? I'm under no illusion that this greatness will last but I feel like making small resolutions that aren't really resolutions is working better for me. It's stuff like read more but only when you want to. Drink more water. Spend less. I'm not the kind of person who can just suddenly make major changes in their lifestyle. I'd never be able to wake up one day thinking "eating meat is a terrible strain on the environment" and just give up meat. I'd be craving chicken nuggets in no time. Secretly making trips to the supermarket to buy packets of sliced meat and eating them in dark alleyways to hide my shame. I'd need at least 2 months before I could even contemplate the idea of never eating steak again... and I so rarely eat steak. Ha ha ha! Rarely!? Steak!? Geddit? Nope? Okay, on with the business at hand.
 
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